I Dont Like Dead Rising

Caroline Mae

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06-01-2025

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Dead Rising. The name conjures images of frantic zombie-slaying, absurd weaponry, and a darkly comedic tone. For many, it's a guilty pleasure, a chaotic romp through a zombie-infested mall. But for me? Dead Rising, even with its sequels, leaves me feeling profoundly unimpressed. This isn't about hating zombies; it's about a game that, despite its popularity, falls short in crucial areas.

The Gameplay: Chaotic, Not Fun

The core gameplay loop – survive, rescue civilians, find weapons – is initially appealing. The sheer variety of weapons, from lawnmowers to toilets, promises delightful absurdity. However, this quickly devolves into frustrating chaos. The camera is often uncooperative, making navigating the crowded mall a tedious task. Combat feels clunky and unresponsive, especially in the later stages when you're facing hordes of the undead. The constant pressure to manage time limits, while intending to add tension, often feels arbitrary and punishing, detracting from any genuine sense of accomplishment.

The Story: Thin and Unconvincing

The narrative, while attempting to inject some dark humor, ultimately feels shallow and underdeveloped. The characters are mostly archetypes, lacking depth and compelling motivations. The plot itself is predictable and underwhelming, failing to deliver any significant emotional impact or intriguing twists. While the setting is undeniably unique – a mall overrun by zombies – the potential for narrative exploration is largely squandered.

Technical Issues: A Persistent Problem

Even beyond gameplay and story, the technical aspects of Dead Rising have always been a point of contention. The games are plagued by noticeable frame rate drops, particularly during intense moments. The AI of both the zombies and civilians often behaves erratically, leading to frustrating glitches and unexpected deaths. These technical issues, even in later iterations, significantly detract from the overall experience.

Beyond the Hype: A Critical Look

Dead Rising's reputation often precedes it, painting a picture of wild, unrestrained fun. While the concept is certainly unique and the premise intriguing, the execution consistently falls short. The chaotic gameplay, weak narrative, and persistent technical issues combine to create a game that, for me, is far less enjoyable than its reputation suggests. While others may find its flaws charming, for me, Dead Rising simply doesn't deliver on its promise of zombie-slaying mayhem. It's a game that, despite its popularity, I find myself fundamentally unable to enjoy.